Money is evil

"So and so called. She wants you to babysit tomorrow from 4-9"
"I don't get home til after 4"
"If she can move it to 4:30, would you want to?"
"No"
"But you need the money"
*sigh*

Animal torture

I was just at one of my favorite websites- bored.com- because I was extremely bored, but since I spent my whole summer on the computer, I've pretty much done everything on that website. So I starting looking around for something different and I discovered they had a theme song. I've never heard of a website that has a theme song before so I just had to listen. So it started playing a bad rap song, and my guinea pig-who was sleeping- starts freaking out. He jumps up, then freezes then starts moving his head side to side like, "what's that?" He looked scared like that song meant he was gonna be tortured or something. I know this is gonna sound mean, but it made me laugh. My guinea pig is scared of bored.com's theme song! So hey, bored.com- stop scaring small animals! Not the weirdest thing I've heard gp's being afraid of though. My first guinea pig was afraid of wood floors.

I think it took me longer to type than the time it happened in. Too many words.

Mi nombre

So in case you haven't figured it out, my real name is not Rodent Girl. The thing is though that I made this account with that name way before I had a blog that people (my friends[two of 'em anyway]) would actually read. Now the Rodent Girl thing is getting annoying. Not only is it a stupid name (even for a fake one), but it's long and with the space and everything it takes extra effort to type (I've always been bad at typing). So, I'd like to propose a new fake name for myself. Here are some of my ideas:
1. My middle name- still a nice name, but any creeper out there on the Internet can't really find out who I am by just my middle name
2. My Spanish name. I've used the same name in Spanish class since freshman year, and it really has become like another name for me. I will easily remember that that's the name I'm using and I will easily respond to it
3. A name from a favorite book or movie of mine

I'll make a poll- let me know what you think.

PS Parentheses again (I think maybe I just think in parentheses [I have too many random comments]) !

My hair smells like smoke

Guess What? I just saw Smash Mouth! Of course, the only people who are reading this already know that. It was so much fun. I've never seen like a real band doing a real concert before. It was so much fun(did I already say that?). I bet my 10 year old self would be so excited.

I promise this is my last post about my computer

I've been on the computer for less than an hour and already I'm bored. I don't get it. Wasn't I on the computer pretty much the whole summer? What was I doing? Maybe I just did everything there is to do on the Internet (that isn't bad, although...no- I'm just kidding). Hmmm... I think this either means I should be spending less time on the computer, or I should find new websites to become obsessed with. I'm leaning toward the second one.

PS. I get to watch my favorite TV show tonight!

This is not good-bye but only see you later

My dear computer,

How you have kept me satisfied this summer.
And oh how I needed you.
I turned you on every morning.
I love the way you light up my face.
I push your buttons constantly, but still,
You always give me what I want.
I feel no greater pleasure
than to feel your warmth on my lap.
With all of your beauty,
I could stare at you all day long.
I get frustrated when you get slow,
Though I know you'll always be waiting for me in the bedroom.
Morning, noon, or night,
You and I always find the time to be together.
Tears come to my eyes
When I realize how limited is our time.
I'm not going to get to see you much anymore
There are not enough hours,
but I want you to know
I'll be fantasizing about your slender, black body
the whole time.

I hate school already

My school messed up my schedule! It doesn't even start for another week and I'm already mad at them. Not that I wouldn't mind not taking a math class, but it's kind of important. I was supposed to be in a different science class too- one with my friends. I don't have any good teachers either! UGH!

Does anyone share my feelings?

I am soooooooooooo dreading school.

I can't think of a stupid title. Get over it.

I have just read the first chapter to one of three books I have to read for school, and with only one real week of summer left, I'd say I'm doing pretty good. Nah, that's a bunch of crap. How am I supposed to read these books when all I want to do is play stupid games on the Internet? I have a problem. I really do. I want someone to take this computer away from me, but I think if they did I would die(or go crazy). Or I might just be able to get my life back just in time for school. Nah. I'd die.

It's pretty messed up how my summer has been. I've done absolutely nothing except complain about how boring it is, but now I don't want it to end. I may not have a life, but staying up til 3 am watching dumb TV shows, sleeping in til 1, then going on the computer for the rest of the day- is boring. But it's a hell of a lot more fun than school.

I'm just going to try to enjoy my last week while practicing my flute and reading two (long) books. And between the Internet and the TV I just don't think I can handle it all! See? I need help. Ugh.

Say cheese!

This goes out to all my friends and close acquaintances:

I just had the greatest idea! We should have a cheese fest! I was thinking the other day and the thought came to my mind that we need to have a party before band camp, and then of course my thoughts turned to food. And what food is better than cheese(well there are some, but cheese is pretty high up on my list)? So then I started thinking- cheese and crackers, nacho cheese, cheese quesadillas, cheese fondue- the possibilities are virtually endless.

So now I throw the question to you, my friends- am I just saying this jokingly, or do you want to go cheese crazy (for those of you who are not already there)?

Who's got the cake?

Happy birthday to me!