So much has happened since May when I last posted, I won't even bother trying to get you all caught up on my life, it's boring and you wouldn't want to know anyway. Let's just get back into talking about random shit like I always used to do anyway. But since this is just an intro post to get back into the swing of things, I will give you a list of things that are on my mind recently:
- Remember when I brought up what would happen if there was a tornado during the tornado siren testing? Well today the apartment building across from mine had their fire alarm go off for realz 30 minutes before the fire drill was scheduled. They were standing out there a while...
- Puppies! My friend took in two stray 6 week old puppies, aren't they just so freakin adorable? I had been spending a lot of time over there playing with them, but not recently because said friend is roommates with my ex-bf (see point 3).
- My ex-bf is the biggest ASSHOLE I have ever met. He is such a horrible person. He acts like a nice, friendly guy, but don't be fooled because under all that he is just an annoying, immature, mentally unstable DOUCHEBAG who always smells like butt. On a related note, I am currently accepting offers from people to beat him up for me.
- Halloween is tomorrow! I'm dressing up as Fran Fine from The Nanny, going to the bars, and hopefully getting the shit scared out of me at the Haunted Forest. Good times.
