The Internet people have all the answers

So, I have no idea what I'm doing- ever. Consequently, I will take advice from pretty much everyone. Especially advice on boys because I am totally clueless when it comes to boys. At my 21st birthday party everyone was giving me their drunken dating advice.

But just a few minutes ago, I was reading comments on Reddit and I saw one that I think is going to be my new motto when it comes to boys: 

"Seriously girls I don't even understand where the fuck is your problem. If you wanna have sex you walk towards a guy and say: "I wanna fuck". If you wanna have a relationship just walk towards a guy and say: "Hi". If you fail on one of the given opportunities, do it again. Will work 9 times outta 10. The other one is gay."

I think the problem with girls is, that we really don't understand that guys really are this simple. The other thing this comment points out is you do actually have to go up and talk to boys in order to get what you want from them. Sitting around at home on Reddit ain't going to do anything. 

I also like this comment because you don't have to worry if it doesn't work out, because well he must be gay then! Or at least you can tell yourself that. Then move on to the next guy, who's probably better anyway. 

It's all downhill from 21

I guess I'm old now. How did I reach this conclusion? Well tonight I was so bored that I decided to give my old Game Boy Advance a go. That's right, people, Game Boy Advance, an old one from my childhood. Immediately into the start of "Mario Cart Super Circuit" I realized one thing that would make playing difficult, well besides the fact I suck at any type of video game-- the screen is waaaaaayyyyy too small and dark! This didn't bother me so much as a young'n. Granted, it must have bothered me some because I used to have a light that I purchased separately for my Game Boy. But today, after about 15 minutes of playing, I was done and my eyes were watering. So, I guess that's that. I have old people's eyes.

So pass me my cane and my hearing aid. Oh wait, I do have a hearing aid. Damn.