Come on get higher

Happy Weed Day!!!

I guess it's tradition now for me to have a weed day blog post every year with an accompanying video. So in order to continue the tradition and to not disappoint my readers, I actually had to do some research this year. Last year and the year before I already knew the video I wanted to show you for weed day, but my knowledge of weed-related YouTube videos was limited to those two. So this year I went to YouTube and searched "funny weed songs." You would be surprised how many of those videos were not funny. No, actually you wouldn't. After all the people who made them probably did so while high and in that case I bet they are hilarious! I did find one silly and catchy song that I liked though and, I'm not gonna lie, it's going to be stuck in my head all day now.

I knew there was a holiday this month

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE! Last year I offered you this video: Because I Got High. Well, I have another one for you this year: Weed Card. These are perfect ways to celebrate the holiday if you are lame like me and don't do anything else for it. :(

Speaking of holidays, administrative professionals day is next week. Which is an unholiday for me because it means I have to go in to work an hour early because my bosses have stuff to go to where they get lunch and massages or something.  Not cool.

Oh yeah, Happy Easter too! No, wait, I'm working on Easter. Boo Easter.

Man, April holidays suck. 

Wrong ethnicity for kissing

Today is St. Patty's Day. I have always felt very akward on this day. It puts you in a weird situation. Starting in elementary school is was pretty much a requirement to wear green on this day or else the other kids would bug you about it or more commonly, they would have the right to pinch you. So, you would wear green. But then any adults you talked to would see that you were wearing green as ask you if you are Irish. Then I would answer akwardly, "Well, um, no, not really. I mean, there's a little bit of Irish on my grandpa's side of the family, but my last name is Scottish." Then the conversation either ended or I got teased once again this time for wearing green.

So, I feel a little traumatized by this. St. Patty's day doesn't really do anything for me. I don't drink and I'm not Irish and if you try to tell me that everybody's Irish on St. Patty's Day; I will smack you in the face because that is the biggest bullshit I have ever heard. It just doesn't make sense. Well, maybe if you're drunk.

What singles do on Valentine's day

Look at silly pics online of course! Here are a couple of my favs. From: http://thingsthataredoingit.com/ and http://thisisphotobomb.com/ 

"Tree Job"

 

"Yeah, My Mustache Rules" 

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/02/10/yeah-my-mustache-rules/ 

  

Actually, I look at silly pics online all the time. Though maybe it would be less if I wasn't single. Nonetheless, these make me laugh.