Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts

Friday, April 20, 2012

Come on get higher


Happy Weed Day!!!

I guess it's tradition now for me to have a weed day blog post every year with an accompanying video. So in order to continue the tradition and to not disappoint my readers, I actually had to do some research this year. Last year and the year before I already knew the video I wanted to show you for weed day, but my knowledge of weed-related YouTube videos was limited to those two. So this year I went to YouTube and searched "funny weed songs." You would be surprised how many of those videos were not funny. No, actually you wouldn't. After all the people who made them probably did so while high and in that case I bet they are hilarious! I did find one silly and catchy song that I liked though and, I'm not gonna lie, it's going to be stuck in my head all day now.




Tuesday, January 4, 2011

It's a twister! or just tuesday...

I've always wondered what the chances were of there being a tornado, where I live, on the first Tuesday of the month at 10 am. I figure not very good. That's pretty specific. And if Mother Nature is hell bent on unleashing that kind of wrath, I assume she wouldn't take the time to appreciate the irony of a tornado during the tornado siren testing.

But to be completely serious for a moment, the tornado sirens is a good system that's in place. It could possibly help save lives and prevent serious injuries if there really was a tornado. So it is a good thing they test it the first Tuesday of every month at 10 am to make sure it still works. Because if you don't make it into the cellar, you'll bump your head and end up dancing with a scarecrow, talking to a lion, getting bossed around by a big floating head, and taking advice from a lady whose idea of transportation is a bubble. And if that's what you want, it's a lot easier just to see your local drug dealer.

Plus, the siren made a really good alarm clock this morning.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Not because I got high

My bed time is in 10 minutes but I can only charge my MP3 player through my computer and it was pretty dead, sooooo...you get a blog post from me (I've been slacking anyway. I've had a billion ideas of what to write about and never did because I was too lazy).

I didn't go to Harper job on Monday which turned out to be a problem. You see, I haven't been doing any homework at home because I despise doing so and was only doing it between class and work or during work, and not going to work on Monday meant I didn't get my homework done. It's funny because I think without this job, I probably wouldn't do homework. And then I would be like my older brother (who plans on going to Harper until he's 40 [and he should be able to because he keeps on dropping/failing classes]).

My cousin is having surgery today on her ACL (I don't even know what that is). Apparently, she's really nervous about it. I know she's not going to read this, but maybe the blog gods could pass on the message and let her know that it will be fine and over before she knows it (literally, actually, because they don't wake you up until it's finished).

Yesterday was  the infamous 4/20. My classes were less populated yesterday. I don't think it was a coincidence. While that is not a day I observe; I find it amusing, and I enjoy any day that deviates from the normal. So here is a link to a related song. Don't smoke weed, kids