I watch too much TV

A commercial that was well thought out:  ExtenZe for men.

There's an older gentleman holding a football at a game with hot cheerleaders behind him while he talks about the product. At the end, he throws the football and says "go long." Get it?

A commercial that was not well thought out: PediaSure.

One soccer mom asks another if one kid looks like he's playing slow. They show him on the field and he is wearing a huge fry container with gigantic fries costume. The second mom says, "you are what you eat" and they go back to the soccer game where the goalie is a big donut and the ball goes right through her middle into the goal. Hence they should drink the product in order to play better. Except all the other children playing soccer were just children. They weren't PediaSure or a carrot. So if this "you are what you eat" thing holds true, those children eat other children. Cannibalism!