Friday, October 22, 2010

Crystal meth

If you ever find yourself in a situation where crystal meth is around or being offered, first of all, ask yourself, how the hell did I get here? Because chances are, you already made a series of bad decisions that lead to this point. So, get yourself a pregnancy and STD test and check to see if you have any upcoming court dates.

Now that that's taken care of, ask yourself, do I really want to do this crystal meth? Think about it. It could kill you. And if it doesn't kill you, using it in the long term will make you look like shit. Actually, it will make you look worse than shit. Think of all the pics you've seen of meth abusers and tell me you wouldn't rather look at shit? Well, neither is pretty. I'd even bet the shit smells better.