Chocolate flavored condoms

Once my sister ate some chocolate and immediately afterward she played her clarinet. Seeing as how she didn't have any other reeds, she left the current one in even though it had chocolate one it. It was pretty gross, but what was even grosser is that I tried it. It tasted like chocolate flavored wood. Yum.

I imagine that this is what chocolate flavored condoms would taste like expect rubber instead of wood. I suppose it could be a better alternative if you are a vegetarian and dislike the taste of man meat. Or if the thought of flying free is something you can't swallow.

Either way, I think lollipop flavored would be more suitable.