I watch too much TV

A commercial that was well thought out:  ExtenZe for men.

There's an older gentleman holding a football at a game with hot cheerleaders behind him while he talks about the product. At the end, he throws the football and says "go long." Get it?

A commercial that was not well thought out: PediaSure.

One soccer mom asks another if one kid looks like he's playing slow. They show him on the field and he is wearing a huge fry container with gigantic fries costume. The second mom says, "you are what you eat" and they go back to the soccer game where the goalie is a big donut and the ball goes right through her middle into the goal. Hence they should drink the product in order to play better. Except all the other children playing soccer were just children. They weren't PediaSure or a carrot. So if this "you are what you eat" thing holds true, those children eat other children. Cannibalism!

It's a twister! or just tuesday...

I've always wondered what the chances were of there being a tornado, where I live, on the first Tuesday of the month at 10 am. I figure not very good. That's pretty specific. And if Mother Nature is hell bent on unleashing that kind of wrath, I assume she wouldn't take the time to appreciate the irony of a tornado during the tornado siren testing.

But to be completely serious for a moment, the tornado sirens is a good system that's in place. It could possibly help save lives and prevent serious injuries if there really was a tornado. So it is a good thing they test it the first Tuesday of every month at 10 am to make sure it still works. Because if you don't make it into the cellar, you'll bump your head and end up dancing with a scarecrow, talking to a lion, getting bossed around by a big floating head, and taking advice from a lady whose idea of transportation is a bubble. And if that's what you want, it's a lot easier just to see your local drug dealer.

Plus, the siren made a really good alarm clock this morning.

Yo mamma so fat

I was looking at jewelery at the store today and I saw a ring that had an elephant head and I was all like, "Oo! Elephant!" So I went to try it on, but it was too big. It was even too big for my thumb. And it was stretchable so it could be bigger. I realized it was designed for a larger person only. You know, an elephant on an elephant. Yeah, I thought that was really rude of whoever designed that.

You guys suck

WHAT'S NOT WITH THE CAMEL?
CAMELS ARE AWESOME. AND I TOOK THAT PIC MYSELF. 

You know who I'm talking to, you two pollers.

I probably shouldn't have put that as a choice on the poll, if was just going to make me mad, but I'm not that mature. If you voted for that, Click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel. Because I really think you should learn about something before you judge it.

Things I discovered today

1. My parents always bought regular applesauce instead of cinnamon applesauce, but it's ok because I can put my own cinnamon on the applesauce and *bam* cinnamon applesauce.Yum.

2. With my new ipod nano, I can still listen to music while getting dressed by clipping it to my scrunchy. No speakers needed.It looks really good too.

3. It's not a problem that I didn't wash my hair this morning or last night because I can wear a hat. A cool Iowa State hat.