My phone drama

This is what I wrote to virgin mobile(not kidding):

A few days ago, my phone died. It just died-wouldn't turn on, wouldn't charge-nothing. Well, I can't afford a new phone right now so I'd thought I'd just use my sister's old phone . So I go online to switch my account to my sister's phone, but I can't remember my account pin. I spent over an hour looking for the paper where I wrote it down, guessing my pin, and guessing the question and answer to use for when you lose your pin number. Finally, after all this torture, I found the piece of paper where my pin number was written and tried to log in, but it still didn't work. I don't understand because if I had changed it I would have written it down (I think). So now I can't use my phone and I can't log onto the website and it kind of stinks because I don't want to lose the money I had on my account. I do need to top-up, but it has only been a few days, so my account should still exist.
So now that you've read the shortened version of my phone drama saga- I beg of you- please help me!!!

Stop calling my cell phone!!!

For the past couple weeks I've been getting strange phone calls on my cell phone. Except I'm never there to answer them so it's just these odd voicemails. The guy calling doesn't realize he's reached my voicemail though and every call is like, "Hello? Rodent Girl(cept he uses my real name)? Can I speak with Rodent Girl please? Hello?" What's also weird about these calls is that they all sound like the same guy calling, but every time he calls it's a different number. Most of the numbers are 800 or 866 numbers, but there are other ones. There was even one and the number was just 1412.

So today I told my mom and she called one of the numbers today, and it was an answering service. My mom asked who was calling but the answering service guy didn't know. She told him that a man was calling her daughter who is a minor and the guy said, "uh-oh."

Yeah, uh-oh. Stop calling me strange person! Or at least leave a real message and tell me what you want.