Quasar's audition tape for the track team

My littlest guinea pig, Quasar, lived with me in my tiny apartment last year. I used to notice that he liked to run around his cage which was very small. So I took on the challenge of getting him comfortable to run around my room which wasn't easy because Quasar is afraid of literally everything! But he discovered he loves running around! And it looks like he is quite the little athlete. I mean, look at the way he handles those hurdles, I mean, ahem, desk chair.

Guinea chins!

Gotta love those cute chins! 

Mo' money mo' problems?

Saw both of these on the internet today. Today's economy sure is fun. But to the second pic: boo fricken who. Some of us really are screwed financially. Why do we live in a society that tells us we have to go to college to make a decent living, but college puts us in debt for 25 years?

"Old Economy Steve" 

I am a nice lady!

So this texting conversation just happened with a guy who I thought was my friend:

Him: I have edible glitter be jealous lol

Me: Now you just need a stripper to go with it


****wait for it****

Him: How much do you cost? Lol

DID HE JUST CALL ME A STRIPPER? WTF.

I can't believe he just called me that.

Because I am a depressed pessimist who is also bored, I decided to go to grouchyrabbit.com, and look under my favorite category: "Signs that things aren't going so well" and pick out ones that apply to my life:

Your best friend was made at a Build-a-Bear Workshop.

You have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life, as long as you die tomorrow.

You're watching porn for the plot.

TV shows are the only thing scheduled on your calendar.

A poke war is your idea of a good time.

You were about to share this on Myspace.* 

*Blogger, but close enough