Should I present this orally?

I was having writer's block for my creative writing class. Poetry isn't really my thing, but we have a whole bunch due soon so I'm pretty much up to my ears in bad poetry. Which reminded me of my two favorites that I've ever written- that I wrote for this blog. Remember the ones about my flute and computer?  Anyway, that inspired me to try that same kind. I don't know if this is appropriate to turn in for class though:

Dear Cheetos,
How could I have ever resisted you?
From the moment I first tasted you,
I was doomed to be yours forever.
You are very cheesy,
but I love that about you.
And when things get boring,
you know how to make them flamin hot.
Everyday I have to have you,
In my mouth.
Whether you are crunchy, puffs, or baked,
you still give me what I want.
Even when your prices go up,
I will not be turned off.

Please, never leave me alone at lunch time.
I'd miss you too much.
Always yours,
Gloria

Bathrooms and Cheetos

So today I had an AP test, and it really wasn't that bad, but in the last half hour I really had to pee, but I figured no big whoop I'll just go after it's over. Well when we get out we discover that all the bathrooms are locked and they are not going to be unlocked until cameras are installed in front of every bathroom door. Forget about having to pee today, what a violation of privavcy. There's got be something illegal about this.

On a brighter note, I ate Baked Cheetos today. I was totoally afraid they were going to be disgusting, but they were actually really good. I think they are even better than normal cheetos. Is that even possible?