I am a nice lady!

So this texting conversation just happened with a guy who I thought was my friend:

Him: I have edible glitter be jealous lol

Me: Now you just need a stripper to go with it


****wait for it****

Him: How much do you cost? Lol

DID HE JUST CALL ME A STRIPPER? WTF.

I can't believe he just called me that.

Because I am a depressed pessimist who is also bored, I decided to go to grouchyrabbit.com, and look under my favorite category: "Signs that things aren't going so well" and pick out ones that apply to my life:

Your best friend was made at a Build-a-Bear Workshop.

You have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of your life, as long as you die tomorrow.

You're watching porn for the plot.

TV shows are the only thing scheduled on your calendar.

A poke war is your idea of a good time.

You were about to share this on Myspace.* 

*Blogger, but close enough