Yo mamma so fat

I was looking at jewelery at the store today and I saw a ring that had an elephant head and I was all like, "Oo! Elephant!" So I went to try it on, but it was too big. It was even too big for my thumb. And it was stretchable so it could be bigger. I realized it was designed for a larger person only. You know, an elephant on an elephant. Yeah, I thought that was really rude of whoever designed that.