You could shoot for the stars, but they would just burn you

At this transition period in my life I was thinking about the future. I considered all possibilities:

• Get a book published or get a story publish on MyLifeIsAverage
• Have kids or have a pot-bellied pig
• Become a veterinarian or watch a full episode of E-Vet Interns on Animal Planet
• Buy a jacuzzi or buy bubbles for the bath tub
• Go to Australia or go to Outback Steakhouse
• Spend my free time doing volunteer work or spend my free time watching satellite TV
• Graduate college without cheating or finish a bored.com escape game without cheating
• Go on an all-day shopping spree with my friends or go on an online shopping spree by my lonely self
• Go skinny-dipping or shower with the door open
• Learn to speak Spanish fluently or learn to speak pig latin fluently
• Meet a famous person or meet my aunt's cousin who played a caveman on the Geico commercials
• Buy a big vacation house with my friends or build a big Polly house with my friends

They all sound like viable options, except watching E-Vet interns, which is no longer on air.